A few days ago, I was out for a haircut, because I was beginning to look like a caveman on crack. An evolving caveman, mind you… but a caveman nonetheless. However, due to some stroke of pure idiocy, I ended up forgetting my cell phone home, which is one of the rarest occasions in the known Universe. Surprisingly enough, the world didn’t come to a screeching halt, Armageddon didn’t arrive upon us, and the earth didn’t instantly become covered in ten layers of ice. But something almost as bad resulted: I was left with literally no form of entertainment. Now, as riveting as it might have been to watch a bunch of strange men get their excess facial hair shaved off, I opted to forego that form of “entertainment” and turn my attention to the large flat screen there. Playing on said television was the Jean-Claude Van Damme flick, Kickboxer. Ordinarily, I would never have willingly sat down and watched a movie like that if given an option, so it was good that it took me out of my comfort zone and genre.
Let me just tell you that I’m very unfamiliar with Jean Claude Van Damme movies. My knowledge of his filmography is limited to the fact that the man has one of the best asses is Hollywood.
I mean, really! Look at that.
Kickboxer was exactly what you’d expect from a movie aimed at meatheads: lots of fighting, no real storyline, mediocre acting and a predictable ending. However, at some point during the movie, this precious gem of awesomeness popped up! Jean Claude Van Damme dancing does things to me that I would have never expected a Jean Claud Van Damme movie to do. Share in this utopic scene with me with the following GIFs.