Game of Thrones Season 5 Episode 1 “The Wars to Come”: My Unsolicited Review

After far too long, it’s back, people! Game of Thrones is back! Let’s just jump right into it. Fresh off the murder of her father, we find Cersei grief-stricken and in a mood even fouler than usual. The episode starts off with a flashback of her – the very first in the show’s history – … Continue reading Game of Thrones Season 5 Episode 1 “The Wars to Come”: My Unsolicited Review

Looking Season 2 Episode 8 “Looking for Glory”: My Unsolicited Review

Ah, Looking! This show deserves some sort of award for bringing the drama without actually being dramaful! Patrick and Kevin are now officially a thing, a fact made painfully clear multiple times throughout this past episode! To be quite honest, I don’t really know how to feel about that. I know that there is a … Continue reading Looking Season 2 Episode 8 “Looking for Glory”: My Unsolicited Review

Shameless Season 5 Episode 9 “Uncle Carl”: My Unsolicited Review

How many times can a show break your heart in one season? Holy hell! If you aren’t watching Showtime’s Shameless, then what are you doing with your life? Throughout its nearly five-year run, this show has had a knack of making the Gallaghers’ story tug at our heart strings, but this season may very well … Continue reading Shameless Season 5 Episode 9 “Uncle Carl”: My Unsolicited Review

American Horror Story Freak Show Episode 11 “Magical Thinking”: My Unsolicited Review

WARNING: CONTAINS MAJOR SPOILERS.  Allow me to preface this review by pointing out that Matt Bomer guest starred in one episode of AHS and stripped down to his undies. Now, Neil Patrick Harris is here and he bares his butt for the camera. If this is the effect Ryan Murphy has on out gay actors … Continue reading American Horror Story Freak Show Episode 11 “Magical Thinking”: My Unsolicited Review

Kingdom Season 1 Episode 5 “Eat Your Own Cooking”: My Unsolicited Review

This week’s episode of Kingdom seemed to encompass a theme of “expectations and disappointments.” We also returned to the actual MMA world this week, which we haven’t seen since the pilot episode. Nick Jonas also had his very first sex scene, much to our delight (NSFW GIF alert)… so, all in all, really good episode. … Continue reading Kingdom Season 1 Episode 5 “Eat Your Own Cooking”: My Unsolicited Review

American Horror Story Freak Show Episode 5 “Pink Cupcakes”: My Unsolicited Review

Warning: Contains major spoilers. Obviously. Finally! The American Horror Story that we’re accustomed to is back! This is truly the first episode all season that has excited me in such a way that I can’t wait to see what happens next! When Twisty was killed off, I wasn’t sure what that would mean for the … Continue reading American Horror Story Freak Show Episode 5 “Pink Cupcakes”: My Unsolicited Review

American Horror Story Freak Show Episode 3 & 4 “Edward Mordrake”: My Unsolicited Review

Note: This has been here for days now. I was entirely convinced that I’d published it, but since I’m a complete moron, that wasn’t the case. I know that I haven’t posted in what feels like for-effing-ever, but if it’s any consolation at all, I feel incredibly badly about it. Let’s just chalk it up … Continue reading American Horror Story Freak Show Episode 3 & 4 “Edward Mordrake”: My Unsolicited Review

American Horror Story Season 4 Episode 2 “Massacres and Matinees”: My Unsolicited Review

American Horror Story is definitely trying to rev up the creepiness and frightening factor this season and, so far though I still have no idea where the story is going, I do think they’re succeeding. This week’s episode managed to continue from last week’s without any major new developments. After Jimmy’s murder of the police … Continue reading American Horror Story Season 4 Episode 2 “Massacres and Matinees”: My Unsolicited Review

Kingdom Season 1 Episode 1 “Set Yourself On Fire”: My Unsolicited Review

Warning: Last GIF quite NSFW After weeks of endless promotion and alleged “gay-baiting”, Nick Jonas was at least successful in inciting enough curiosity in me to give the pilot of his new show, Kingdom, a look. Now, short of knowing that Nick Jonas starred in this show and that it was mostly about MMA, I … Continue reading Kingdom Season 1 Episode 1 “Set Yourself On Fire”: My Unsolicited Review

American Horror Story: Freak Show Episode 1 “Monster’s Among Us”: My Unsolicited Review

It took so long before I was actually able to get around posting this that I wondered if I should even bother. In the end, I decided for it, but I’m definitely going to make a better effort to post these earlier from next week. It feels like we’ve been waiting ages for the return … Continue reading American Horror Story: Freak Show Episode 1 “Monster’s Among Us”: My Unsolicited Review