You know, the real fault in those stars was that we never actually got to see Ansel Elgort’s peachy derrière sans jeans. Has no one noticed what a great butt he has or have I just been living under a rock?
Ansel Elgort, of The Fault in Our Stars and Baby Driver fame, recently released a music video for his single, “Supernova.” He’s been working in music for a while, and I’m actually pretty surprised he released it under his full name, as he’d previously had his acting name separate from his music persona, Ansolo.
Either way, he’s released the video for the moderately catchy song, the hook for which always seems to take ages to get out of my head whenever I listen to it. The song itself feels like an odd cross between trap and elements of indie rock, and is pretty dark, but impressive.
The main draw, however, is Ansel’s bum in the tight jeans he’s running around in. It is simultaneously ass-tounding and arousing.
God bless Ryan Murphy! I mean, from that Finn Whitrock-Matt Bomer tighty-whitey showdown, then the Evan Peters/Colton Haynes sex scene to now Darren Criss in the nude, he’s basically become the fairy gayfather we’ve always wanted.
American Crime Story: The Assassination of Gianni Versace premiered on Wednesday 17th January and it feels like this has been teased for the past 10 years. Between the thirst-trap photos of Darren Criss, and the condemnation of the veracity of the story by the Versace family, I feel like we’ve been hearing about this show for ages.
Anyway, the show finally premiered and they held back nothing in the premiere. Ricky Martin in a speedo, Edgar Ramírez getting flirty with other guys and Penélope Cruz in full-on Donatella Versace garb were just a few of the highlights. To be honest, though, I kinda blanked out a bit after seeing Darren Criss’ ass. At the risk of sounding like a gigantic pervert, this has been a fantasy of mine since Glee was on the air and I shipped Klaine harder than I have ever shipped or will ever ship any of my own relationships.
Side note: I’m really impressed with Penélope Cruz’s portrayal of Donatella Versace so far.
I may do an Unsolicited Review saga for this season of American Crime Story but for now, let’s just bask in the glory of Darren’s butt after the jump. NSFW, obvi.
show me Darren Criss’ ass, dammit!
Admittedly, it took me a while to get into this new season of American Horror Story. Usually, (as previous reviews have shown), I’m usually hooked by episode 2 or 3. For this season, however, I wasn’t so sure and I almost gave up on it because I just couldn’t see where the hell it was going.
But boy, am I glad I didn’t!
Ryan Murphy, for the past few seasons, has been upping the homoeroticism in this show but last night, this last episode completely skipped homoeroticism and jumped straight into homosexuality (emphasis on the sex).
A few episodes prior, a brief sex scene was shown between Colton Haynes and Billy Eichner, and it was hot despite its short-lived nature. But Christmas came super early last night when Colton Haynes was, this time, paired with Evan Peters in two separate homoerotic scenes.
I swear this isn’t the reason I’m now super into this season of AHS but, trust me, it has certainly helped.
Check out the very NSFW gifs after the jump
show me the homoerotic sexiness, dammit
Well, clearly, I’ve been living under a rock or something, because I’ve only just discovered these guys. And to anyone who already knew about them but lacked the requisite respect for me to inform me, there’s a special spot reserved in musical Hell for you.
Years & Years is a British – well, not exactly boy band – but male musical trio, with lead vocals by Olly Alexander, whose voice has now become a weird form of catharsis for me. Granted, he’s no Sam Smith, Ed Sheeran or Alejandro Manzano, but he’s got a certain je ne sais quoi that I’m definitely digging.
If you thought this post wasn’t going to expose my usual psychopathic tendencies, get ready to be rudely corrected. I first found out about Years & Years at a club I went to last Friday, and I was so enthralled by this mystery band that I literally stood right there on the dancefloor and googled the lyrics to King until I found out who they were. So, just in the event you needed a little anecdote to make you feel less like a weirdo… you’re welcome.
Ah, Askars, we meet again! Not content to let his sexiness burn out in that god-awful True Blood finale, Alexander Skarsgard has found himself an excuse to bare even more skin for our delight. Well, maybe not more skin (NSFW), but skin sufficient.
The Legend of Tarzan, slated for a July 2016 release, has just released the first official stills and poster of the film, and it (naturally) features the delicious Askars in all his shirtless yumminess. Looking at the trailer, there’s potential for this movie to be amazing, but I can just as easily see it being a complete crapfest. When it comes to remakes, Hollywood seems to be on a hit or miss streak… leaning heavily towards miss, I’m afraid. Here’s hoping that this one doesn’t join that list.
Now, forgive me for nitpicking, but isn’t Tarzan most famous for only wearing a barely-there loin cloth? What the hell is this khaki pants bullshit about? I demand an immediate reshoot! Who’s with me?
I’m a bit late with this one, but there’s no way that I couldn’t touch on it!
It’s great when things come full circle! Last year, out of sheer coincidence and Universal misalignment, I caught a showing of Jean Claude Van Damme’s Kickboxer. In that movie, Van Damme has a hilarious and unexpectedly sexy dance number.
Thanks to the circumstances that came together to allow me to see that movie, and that particular scene, I am able to fully appreciate this awesome Conan appearance.
More than 25 years after the release of Kickboxer, Jean Claude Van Damme reenacts the iconic scene, proving that age has had no adverse effects on that waist. Unfortunately, he didn’t do the split this time but Volvo showed us less than three years ago that the black belt martial artist still has it in him.
And, of course, this goes without saying, but I still would! Douchebag indoor shades and all!
Luke Evans first really came into my radar when I first saw Immortals, which was truly a terrible movie. It was incredibly badly written, and there was nothing original about it. From beginning to end, I knew what was going to happen because it was pretty much a carbon copy of Clash of the Titans and The Scorpion King. I believe the creators of the movie knew this, and tried to redeem themselves by featuring as many good-looking guys as they could half-naked, some of whom included Henry Cavill, Kellan Lutz and Luke Evans. Since then, Luke has gone on to star in much better films, including The Hobbit and Dracula: Untold.
There has been quite a bit of speculation and controversy surrounding Luke’s private life, due to the fact that he was openly and unashamedly gay at the beginning of his career and then, when things took off, his engagement to a woman was made public. He was often called out for it, but never spoke much about it. Recently enough, though, he gave an interview where he pretty much confirmed being gay without actually saying it, so that’s that. Really, though, I can’t be too hard on the guy. His decision to head back into the closet isn’t one that I’d advise anyone to do, but the reality is that we can understand why it was done. It isn’t great, and it isn’t fair, but it is, unfortunately, understandable. At the end of the day, what really matters is that you’re happy with yourself, and proud of the decisions that you make.
This week, Luke Evans is featured as our sexiness appreciation specimen, and I invite you to appreciate all the sexiness, clothed and otherwise (so NSFW alert) after the jump