God bless Ryan Murphy! I mean, from that Finn Whitrock-Matt Bomer tighty-whitey showdown, then the Evan Peters/Colton Haynes sex scene to now Darren Criss in the nude, he’s basically become the fairy gayfather we’ve always wanted.
American Crime Story: The Assassination of Gianni Versace premiered on Wednesday 17th January and it feels like this has been teased for the past 10 years. Between the thirst-trap photos of Darren Criss, and the condemnation of the veracity of the story by the Versace family, I feel like we’ve been hearing about this show for ages.
Anyway, the show finally premiered and they held back nothing in the premiere. Ricky Martin in a speedo, Edgar Ramírez getting flirty with other guys and Penélope Cruz in full-on Donatella Versace garb were just a few of the highlights. To be honest, though, I kinda blanked out a bit after seeing Darren Criss’ ass. At the risk of sounding like a gigantic pervert, this has been a fantasy of mine since Glee was on the air and I shipped Klaine harder than I have ever shipped or will ever ship any of my own relationships.
Side note: I’m really impressed with Penélope Cruz’s portrayal of Donatella Versace so far.
I may do an Unsolicited Review saga for this season of American Crime Story but for now, let’s just bask in the glory of Darren’s butt after the jump. NSFW, obvi.
