Admittedly, it took me a while to get into this new season of American Horror Story. Usually, (as previous reviews have shown), I’m usually hooked by episode 2 or 3. For this season, however, I wasn’t so sure and I almost gave up on it because I just couldn’t see where the hell it was going.
But boy, am I glad I didn’t!
Ryan Murphy, for the past few seasons, has been upping the homoeroticism in this show but last night, this last episode completely skipped homoeroticism and jumped straight into homosexuality (emphasis on the sex).
A few episodes prior, a brief sex scene was shown between Colton Haynes and Billy Eichner, and it was hot despite its short-lived nature. But Christmas came super early last night when Colton Haynes was, this time, paired with Evan Peters in two separate homoerotic scenes.
I swear this isn’t the reason I’m now super into this season of AHS but, trust me, it has certainly helped.
Ah, Colton! One day he will realise that the two of us are meant to be together, abandon all things Hollywood, and run away with me in eternal bliss.
Okay, so that’s never going to happen, but it doesn’t mean that I can’t very well fantasize about the impossibility. Colton Haynes, the chiselled-face Adonis of hit shows Teen Wolf and Arrow, is this “Sexiness Appreciation” honouree. Unfortunately, his only prize is our unwavering lust and adulation, but in this snarky, judgemental world, that’s a lot more than very many celebrities receive!
Gaze upon one half of the specimen that physical perfection decided to take human form in (Matt Bomer is obviously the second half), with these images. One more NSFW GIF after the jump.
Former Teen Wolf hottie and current Arrow hottie, Colton Haynes, has already proven that he’s a good actor. Having been a face of Abercrombie and Fitch, he’s also got the credits of model under his belt. It now seems that Colton can add “singer” on his long list of credits. Earlier today, Colton Haynes threw up this video on his Facebook and YouTube accounts, of him doing a cover of Josh Groban’s “You Raise Me Up.”
Is it really necessary to say that I find Colton Haynes all kinds of sexy? This pretty much just amped up the sexy factor a good hundredfold! I had no idea that he could sing, let alone sing so well! After listening to it, I browsed YouTube to find see if there are any more videos of him singing and, as it turns out, this has apparently been a thing for a while now – just another brilliant example of me being late, as usual!
Oh well, the fact that I found this gem at all is proof of what they say: that it’s better late than pregnant never.
Also, check out this Dr Pepper ad I found of Colton being an all-round awesome, perfect human being.
Yes, I realise that Colton Haynes hasn’t been a cast member of Teen Wolf for forever now, and I really do love him as Roy Harper on Arrow. However, to me, he’ll always be the infuriatingly smug, disgustingly lovable Jackson Whittemore from Beacon Hills.
Although Colton Haynes’ Arrow is currently on break (boo!), his former MTV home-show, Teen Wolf resumes tonight with its season 4 premiere. For season 3, MTV split the entire season into two 12-episode parts. I wonder if they’re going to do the same thing with season 4. As much as I hate the hiatus between the two parts, I’d still back the move, because I’m pretty sure it’s what made the waiting period between the season 3 finale and the season 4 premiere seem so short.
I’m already bracing myself for the fact that Isaac (Daniel Sharman) may not be returning for this new season. With Jackson (Colton Haynes), Allison (Crystal Reed), and Isaac now gone, that leaves only Scott, Stiles and Lydia as the only remaining members of the original Beacon Hills High cast. That means that they’re literally down to one half. Whatever the hell MTV is doing – or not doing – to have their cast members leave in droves like this needs to stop right damn now, because my heart can’t take it anymore. Considering the fact that Stiles (Dylan O’Brien) is set to star in the highly anticipated Maze Runner films, there’s already no guarantee that he’ll be able to commit to the show when that takes off. And, really, what would be the point of Teen Wolf without Stiles? It pains me to admit this, but I may just stop watching the show entirely if that were to happen.
Hey, it isn’t my fault the writers created such a perfectly awesome and awesomely perfect character.
Oh yeah, here are a couple pics of a shirtless Colton Haynes, who usually plays some sort of douchebag on television, but actually seems like a really nice guy in person.